sexhaver:

posting selfies is nice because they allow me to directly convert Notes into Ego in a manner of alchemy that has eluded scientists for centuries

(via bandgeeekk)

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson, via frienclzonecl)

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via bandgeeekk)

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via awkwardvagina)

dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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(via chasingterror)

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation, via chasingterror)